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The other night, as I toiled over many a large textbook containing disarmingly complex ideas in merciless 10 point single space font, I found myself almost relentlessly driven over the edge of my information intake quota for the semester, nay, for the entire academic year! Your exam packet provided solace and comfort during my most difficult hour, and sustained my brainwaves above the somewhat functional pitter-patter often attributed to less intelligent species, such as fashion designers and certain politicians. I hope you, dear Congregation of St. Andrew's Episcopal Church, know that your valiant cookie baking efforts have reached the front lines of my academic battle. Because of you, I shall surely see my finest hour. My Herculean academic efforts will cause women to swoon and men to weep. Soon, with innumerable grams of sugar careening through my system, the guardians of my intellect shall march towards victory!!!!!!

With unparalleled appreciation,

Jane Torpedo & her faithful sidekick, Scratch the wonderhamster