| 2001-12-05 : 12:05 p.m. | |||||||||
| I am Jane Torpedo!!!!!!! | |||||||||
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I wish each and every one of you reading this message, as well as other presences in the room, including, but not limited to, Mr. Window pane, who wants to be a door, Mizz dying houseplant, who waits for attention but gets none, and yes, even you, nameless, genderless coffee cup, overcome with thankless abuse, HARK, for I bring big news with great joy! No longer do I answer to the title "Czar J, Republic of Hegemony", nor will I answer to the even more defunct, "Calamity Jane". Indeed, I have moved on in my life. Having acquired several superpowers, and survived several luv trysts with several superheroes, I am now the one and only JANE TORPEDO!!!!!!!
Thank you. This message has been sponsored by the letters "P" and "Q" and by the word "juxtapose".
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