Mered4th: yes he is

azul42: he's digging and digging

azul42: under neath all these shavings

Mered4th: and digging

azul42: dig, scratch, dig

Mered4th: dig it

Mered4th: dig scratch!

azul42: i have spent several thanksgivings digging in the back yard

azul42: to china

Mered4th: dig muthafucka!

azul42: I just told him to dig muthafucka!

Mered4th: true true

Mered4th: gooood

azul42: and he looked up at me like, huh?

azul42: scratch is pissed at me right now

Mered4th: hahaha

azul42: he is. he's bein soooooooo prissy about it

azul42: i clipped his teeth

Mered4th: that show him

azul42: no.

azul42: I'm all like, I gave you some spinach and orange and carrot to make up for it, bitch!

Mered4th: muthafucka!

azul42: and what thanks do I get?

azul42: nothin

Mered4th: nuthin muthafucka!

azul42: i mean, some people stick rodents in their orifaces

azul42: when have I done that to Scratch?

Mered4th: richard gere

azul42: never!

Mered4th: thass right

Mered4th: muthafucka

azul42: when have I mistreated scratch?

azul42: never!

Mered4th: nev-uh ev-uh

azul42: he needs to be slapped up side the head

azul42: but I shant do that

azul42: what, with the size differential and all

Mered4th: SYUTH

Mered4th: true

Mered4th: power dynamics there are screwy

azul42: who clipped his teeth so he wouldnt starve?

Mered4th: i did

azul42: ?

Mered4th: oh wait, no.. you did

azul42: no you didnt

Mered4th: right

Mered4th: muthafucka!

azul42: who keeps him in a fuckin hamster palace?

azul42: who said "no hard feelings" after he chewed Sniff's eye out?

azul42: ME!

Mered4th: !!!!

Mered4th: thass right

azul42: who bought him a ball to exercise in, and provides him with companionship?

azul42: who offered to go to a pflag meeting in support of his faggotry?

azul42: ME!

azul42: who kisses him every night?

azul42: who offered to take Scratch to therapy to visit shrinky-poo?

Mered4th: who!

Mered4th: you!!!

azul42: who rescued him from the cold, from the darkness of his previous home?

azul42: who keeps him in pine chips instead of cedar so that he may continue to beautify his lungs, cancer free?

azul42: who said, because you are a hamster, I'll not slap you upside the head

azul42: who said, I'll let this pass, as you are, after all, but a hamster?

azul42: who said, I'll not disturb you when you are getting your beauty sleep?

azul42: who said, I'll not bother you with my drunken, hamster loving furvor?

Mered4th: !!!

Mered4th: YOU!

Mered4th: MUTHAFUCKA