Som26 (4:42:19 PM): women getting spanked... how DID that get into your computer

Som26 (4:42:44 PM): it must have been a leftist conspiracy

Som26 (4:43:05 PM): those ethnic minorities joyfully putting their wives over their knees

azul42 (4:43:53 PM): well, I wouldn't mind having an ethnic minority putting me over their knee

azul42 (4:44:29 PM): ;-)

Som26 (4:45:38 PM): oh yeahhhhhhh

azul42 (4:46:23 PM): oh baby.

Som26 (4:46:47 PM): "I'll spank you like a youthful Albanian separatist"

azul42 (4:46:50 PM): spank me like an oversensitive country club pc leftist

Som26 (4:46:53 PM): I enjoy quoting myself... everyday

Som26 (4:47:16 PM): I'll spank you like a crypto-communist you are

azul42 (4:48:16 PM): oh baby.

azul42 (4:48:26 PM): I'll spank you like an insensitive capitalist

Som26 (4:49:13 PM): I'll spank you like a laissez-faire analyst in the middle of CNN

azul42 (4:49:39 PM): I'll spank you like strom thurmond spanks welfare moms with no work ethic with inflated welfare roles

azul42 (4:50:12 PM): I'll spank you like George W over bin Laden's knee

azul42 (4:50:21 PM): oh baby, I want it primitive

azul42 (4:50:22 PM): in a cave

azul42 (4:51:26 PM): I'll spank you behind the iron curtain of my love

Som26 (4:52:24 PM): I'll spank you like a spa masseuse with anxiety

Som26 (4:52:34 PM): I'll spank you like a cubicle rat with no patience

azul42 (4:52:59 PM): I'll spank you like a psychoanalyst who has had enough

Som26 (4:53:15 PM): I'll spank you like a medievalist whose credentials are fiercely questioned

azul42 (4:53:43 PM): I'll spank you like China to Taiwan

Som26 (4:54:09 PM): I'll spank you like Russians do Chechnians with a vodka bottle wrapped in fur

azul42 (4:54:29 PM): I'll spank you like a postmodernist english professor who corrupts the children of mummy and daddy

azul42 (4:55:25 PM): I'll spank you like an independent record label with the firm hand of an unrelenting distributor

azul42 (4:55:47 PM): I'll spank you with my compassionate conservatism

Som26 (4:56:39 PM): I'll spank you with my restless Michelangeloesque oversized palm

Som26 (4:56:58 PM): I'll spank you like a forgetful apprentice

azul42 (4:57:22 PM): I'll spank you like a developing country with debt to the IMF

azul42 (4:57:56 PM): I'll spank you like an unchristianly heathen

Som26 (4:58:08 PM): I'll spank you like a foreign soldier who frequents unwholesome Baltic whores in Bosnia

Som26 (4:58:28 PM): I'll spank you like Eve after the Fall

azul42 (4:59:11 PM): oh baby

azul42 (4:59:23 PM): I'll spank you with my most delicate flower

azul42 (4:59:44 PM): I'll spank you like a Muslim fucking before sundown

Som26 (4:59:56 PM): I'll spank you like a Mohammedan supporter you are

azul42 (5:00:14 PM): I'll spank you for breaking the rules

Som26 (5:00:17 PM): I'll spank you like a Saracen who desecrates holy sites in Jerusalem

Som26 (5:00:22 PM): I'll spank you for asking for it

azul42 (5:00:31 PM): I'll spank you if you dont

Som26 (5:00:40 PM): I'll spank you for being the lavender menace

azul42 (5:01:13 PM): I'll spank you like bell hooks for criticizing hegemony

Som26 (5:02:15 PM): I'll spank you for questioning our unity

azul42 (5:02:16 PM): I'll spank you for wanting tenure

azul42 (5:02:31 PM): I'll spank you for bringing race into this conversation

Som26 (5:02:35 PM): I'll spank you inside an ivory tower with volumes of forgotten lore

Som26 (5:02:56 PM): I'll spank you for literary allusions to my "knob of pleasure"

azul42 (5:02:56 PM): I'll spank you with the trusses you grew to try and escape your ivory tower

azul42 (5:03:04 PM): I'll spank you with your dissertation

Som26 (5:03:10 PM): I'll spank you with the warped sense of reality

azul42 (5:03:12 PM): with the board of directors

Som26 (5:03:16 PM): I'll spank you with your proposal

Som26 (5:03:25 PM): I'll spank you with scholarly diction

Som26 (5:03:36 PM): I'll spank you with bibliographic annotation

azul42 (5:03:39 PM): I'll spank you with your sense of entitlement

Som26 (5:04:02 PM): I'll spank you with your white privilege until you cream your khakis

azul42 (5:04:33 PM): I'll spank you with your ethnicity until you're screaming for white privilege

Som26 (5:05:07 PM): I'll spank you with my green card folder

azul42 (5:05:24 PM): I'll spank you with your mandatory draft registration

azul42 (5:05:50 PM): I'll spank you with taunts of citizenship

Som26 (5:06:04 PM): I'll spank you with my still hypothetical American passport

Som26 (5:06:25 PM): I'll spank you with my ethnic rage

azul42 (5:06:45 PM): I'll spank you with the unnecessity of learning about your culture

azul42 (5:07:06 PM): I'll spank you with my unrelenting and uninformed humanism

Som26 (5:07:12 PM): I'll spank you with the phrases "I like your accent" and "how do you say 'hi' in your language"

azul42 (5:07:14 PM): I'll spank you with my white guilt

Som26 (5:07:23 PM): I'll spank you with your white man's burden

azul42 (5:07:23 PM): I'll spank you with my white woman's burden

azul42 (5:07:34 PM): I'll spank you with my cultural appropriation

Som26 (5:07:38 PM): I'll spank you with your suburban hip existence

azul42 (5:07:48 PM): I'll circulate your goods and make you like it

Som26 (5:07:55 PM): I'll spank you with a yuppie coffee shop

azul42 (5:08:02 PM): I'll spank you with your Bosnian rap

Som26 (5:08:05 PM): I'll spank you with a confused yuppie

Som26 (5:08:15 PM): I'll spank you with cultural adaptation and culture shock

azul42 (5:08:22 PM): I'll spank you with missionaries

azul42 (5:08:30 PM): I'll spank you with resettlement agencies

Som26 (5:08:36 PM): I'll spank you with Bible thumpers

Som26 (5:08:43 PM): I'll spank you with hashish smokers

azul42 (5:08:47 PM): I'll spank you with my butterfly ballot

Som26 (5:08:49 PM): I'll spank you with Orientalist commentators

azul42 (5:08:49 PM): ballot

azul42 (5:09:02 PM): I'll spank you with the peace corps

Som26 (5:09:06 PM): I'll spank you with the right to an attorney

Som26 (5:09:12 PM): I'll spank you with Wahabbis

azul42 (5:09:14 PM): I'll spank you with the constitution

Som26 (5:09:31 PM): I'll spank you with the Fathers of Our Country

azul42 (5:09:36 PM): I'll spank you with my overpriced sweatshop slippers

Som26 (5:09:41 PM): I'll spank you with Mayflower and Santa Maria

azul42 (5:09:47 PM): I'll spank you with Manifest Destiny

Som26 (5:09:48 PM): I'll spank you with red savages

Som26 (5:09:56 PM): I'll spank you with neocolonialism and turkeys

Som26 (5:10:09 PM): I'll spank you with five-course Thanksgiving dinner

azul42 (5:10:16 PM): I'll spank you with your refusal to fit in

azul42 (5:10:38 PM): I'll spank you with your revocation of Bosnian citizenship

Som26 (5:10:45 PM): I'll spank you with peer pressure

Som26 (5:10:54 PM): I'll spank you with guilt trips

Som26 (5:11:11 PM): I'll spank you with Yo Momma's Last Supper

Som26 (5:11:20 PM): I'll spank you with Leonardo da Vinci

azul42 (5:11:34 PM): I'll spank you with nationalism

azul42 (5:11:48 PM): I'll spank you again with a butterfly ballot

azul42 (5:11:57 PM): I'll spank you with george w bush

Som26 (5:12:01 PM): I'll spank you with eclectic tendencies of frigid, New Age housewives

azul42 (5:12:04 PM): I'll spank you with military occupations

Som26 (5:12:07 PM): I'll spank you with his cat India

Som26 (5:12:15 PM): I'll spank you with humanitarian packages

azul42 (5:12:20 PM): I'll spank you with religious appropriation

azul42 (5:12:34 PM): I'll spank you with military peace keeping missions

azul42 (5:12:48 PM): I'll spank you with immigration quotas

Som26 (5:12:49 PM): I'll spank you with Zen Buddhism as practiced by alpha males

Som26 (5:12:58 PM): I'll spank you with Medicaid/Medicare

azul42 (5:13:14 PM): I'll spank you with condemned housing

Som26 (5:13:22 PM): I'll spank you with ghettos

azul42 (5:13:25 PM): I'll spank you with southern hospitality

Som26 (5:13:29 PM): I'll spank you with Bosnian ghettos

Som26 (5:13:39 PM): I'll spank you with Southern belles until they shriek in delight

azul42 (5:13:47 PM): I'll spank you with National Geographic

Som26 (5:13:47 PM): I'll spank you with stern Calvinist preachers

Som26 (5:13:58 PM): I'll spank you with National Enquirer

Som26 (5:14:08 PM): I'll spank you with K-Mart!

azul42 (5:14:25 PM): I'll spank you when you take the job I was entitled to

Som26 (5:14:46 PM): I'll spank you when I am paid less than you

azul42 (5:15:00 PM): I'll spank you when I feel entitled to it

Som26 (5:15:08 PM): I'll spank you with overpriced coffee-shop food

azul42 (5:15:10 PM): I'll spank you with my more human than you sentiments

Som26 (5:15:16 PM): I'll spank you with H formula

Som26 (5:15:23 PM): I'll spank you with shampoo + conditioner

azul42 (5:15:31 PM): I'll spank you with radioactivity

azul42 (5:15:35 PM): I'll spank you with DDT

Som26 (5:15:40 PM): I'll spank you with Christian science

Som26 (5:15:47 PM): I'll spank you with the periodic chart

Som26 (5:15:53 PM): I'll spank you with Asian chemistry majors

azul42 (5:16:20 PM): I'll spank you with three volumed, eurocentric history of the world

azul42 (5:16:35 PM): I'll spank you with the judeo-christian tradition

Som26 (5:16:36 PM): I'll spank you with Sam Huntington's Clash of Civilizations

azul42 (5:16:46 PM): I'll spank you with the protestant work ethic

Som26 (5:16:52 PM): I'll spank you with Richard F. Burton dressed in pilgrim garb

azul42 (5:17:02 PM): I'll spank you with the n-word

Som26 (5:17:14 PM): I'll spank you with fetishization of pluriculturalism and individualism

azul42 (5:17:18 PM): I'll spank you with the revocation of affirmative action

Som26 (5:17:18 PM): I'll spank you with the c-word

Som26 (5:17:28 PM): I'll spank you with the plantation

Som26 (5:17:39 PM): I'll spank you with cattle wagons

azul42 (5:17:43 PM): I'll spank you with the overseer

Som26 (5:17:46 PM): I'll spank you with bohuniks and Muslies

Som26 (5:17:56 PM): I'll spank you with Ma and apple pie

azul42 (5:17:59 PM): I'll spank you with Taco Bell

azul42 (5:18:06 PM): I'll spank you with a baseball bat

Som26 (5:18:11 PM): I'll spank you with sushi

azul42 (5:18:12 PM): I'll spank you with racial profiling

Som26 (5:18:34 PM): I'll spank you with accessory-boyfriends/girlfriends

Som26 (5:18:40 PM): I'll spank you with the new black this season

Som26 (5:18:46 PM): I'll spank you with Armani

azul42 (5:18:50 PM): I'll spank you with biological weapons

azul42 (5:19:03 PM): I'll spank you with needless digits in my salary

Som26 (5:19:08 PM): I'll spank you with the Treaty of Versailles

Som26 (5:19:18 PM): I'll spank you with seven figures

azul42 (5:19:24 PM): I'll spank you with the resurrection of jesus

Som26 (5:19:43 PM): I'll spank with Cruci-fiction

Som26 (5:19:55 PM): I'll spank you with the green flag of Islam

azul42 (5:20:02 PM): I'll spank you with judgement day

azul42 (5:20:07 PM): I'll spank you with the marines

azul42 (5:20:13 PM): I'll spank you with the navy

azul42 (5:20:18 PM): I'll spank you with the airforce

Som26 (5:20:20 PM): I'll spank you with don't ask, don't tell policy

azul42 (5:20:25 PM): I'll spank you with the army

Som26 (5:20:31 PM): I'll spank you with the tanks

Som26 (5:20:38 PM): I'll spank you with especially trained forces

Som26 (5:20:45 PM): I'll spank you with CIA and FBI

azul42 (5:20:47 PM): I'll spank you with ahistoricism

Som26 (5:20:55 PM): I'll spank you with camouflage suits

Som26 (5:21:01 PM): I'll spank you with creative anachronisms

azul42 (5:21:15 PM): I'll spank you with selective readings of the bible

Som26 (5:21:43 PM): I'll spank you with the line "your breasts are like wine" from the Song of Solomon

Som26 (5:21:56 PM): I'll spank you with the pharaoh's wife who coveted Joseph

azul42 (5:22:11 PM): I'll spank you with genocide

Som26 (5:22:27 PM): I'll spank you with concentration camps

Som26 (5:22:40 PM): I'll spank you with locker rooms

azul42 (5:22:48 PM): I'll spank you with voting redistricting

Som26 (5:22:50 PM): I'll spank you with hot towels

azul42 (5:22:55 PM): I'll spank you with tokenism

Som26 (5:22:55 PM): I'll spank you with locker room talk

Som26 (5:23:03 PM): I'll spank you with French anthropologists

Som26 (5:23:18 PM): I'll spank you with McCarthy-ism

azul42 (5:23:25 PM): I'll spank you with Franz Boas

Som26 (5:23:26 PM): I'll spank you with a fifties housewife

Som26 (5:23:34 PM): I'll spank you with the roaring twenties

azul42 (5:23:37 PM): I'll spank you with my prozac

Som26 (5:23:43 PM): I'll spank you with Pablo Picasso and Alice B. Tolkas

Som26 (5:23:51 PM): I'll spank you with sexus/nexus/plexus

azul42 (5:23:55 PM): I'll spank you with linear history

Som26 (5:23:56 PM): I'll spank you with aspirin

Som26 (5:24:02 PM): I'll spank you with narrative theory

Som26 (5:24:11 PM): I'll spank you with metatextual implications

azul42 (5:24:41 PM): I'll spank you with my IQ

azul42 (5:25:02 PM): I'll spank you with Cultural Literacy

Som26 (5:25:07 PM): I'll spank you with my SAT score

azul42 (5:25:13 PM): I'll spank you with my GPA

Som26 (5:25:16 PM): I'll spank you with mandatory TOEFL texts

azul42 (5:25:26 PM): I'll spank you with my un-marked-ness

Som26 (5:25:26 PM): I'll spank you with the question "so, how good is your English?"

Som26 (5:25:33 PM): I'll spank you with my class standing

Som26 (5:25:38 PM): I'll spank you with my marginality

Som26 (5:25:53 PM): I'll spank you with the eternal virgin/whore in me

azul42 (5:26:08 PM): I'll spank you with nonwestern perspectives requirement

Som26 (5:26:26 PM): I'll spank you with an early-morning gut class

Som26 (5:26:34 PM): I'll spank you with my major advisor

azul42 (5:26:42 PM): I'll spank you with foreign language requirements

azul42 (5:26:58 PM): I'll spank you with the DEA

Som26 (5:27:02 PM): I'll spank you with inept teaching assistants

Som26 (5:27:07 PM): I'll spank you with the dean of students

azul42 (5:27:22 PM): I'll spank you with admissions officers

Som26 (5:27:23 PM): I'll spank you with Appropriations Committee until you scream "uncle"

Som26 (5:27:34 PM): I'll spank you with orality

azul42 (5:27:43 PM): I'll spank you with narrative texts

Som26 (5:27:45 PM): I'll spank you with lengthy interview process

Som26 (5:27:50 PM): I'll spank you with Beowulf

azul42 (5:27:57 PM): I'll spank you when I just dont understand why you hold onto your accent

Som26 (5:28:43 PM): I'll spank you with panslavism

Som26 (5:28:52 PM): I'll spank you when I cannot categorize you

azul42 (5:29:04 PM): I'll spank you when I insist on categorizing your

azul42 (5:29:14 PM): I'll spank you with universals

Som26 (5:29:24 PM): I'll spank you with archetypes

Som26 (5:29:33 PM): I'll spank you with physiognomy

Som26 (5:29:45 PM): I'll spank you with the life on the Mississippi

azul42 (5:29:47 PM): I'll spank you with ESL

Som26 (5:29:55 PM): I'll spank you with ESL/S&M

Som26 (5:30:40 PM): I'll spank you with a positive attitude

Som26 (5:30:53 PM): I'll spank you with the public school system

azul42 (5:30:55 PM): I'll spank you with your rent bill