azul42: for xmas, jane torpedo will turn you into a goon!

Snesthesia: I thought I already was a goon.

Snesthesia: My screensaver told me so.

azul42: you will be more of a goon!!!!!!

Snesthesia: Oh. I hadn't thought it possible.

azul42: you will be the sarar of sarars!

Snesthesia: Ooooooh.

azul42: you will be the goon of goons!!!

Snesthesia: Will I need to get a special wardrobe. Will this require a special wardrobe?

azul42: yes. but you can go thrift store shopping for that.

azul42: or, you could turn on your pay-per-view

Snesthesia: Exxxxcellent.

Snesthesia: Pay per view?

azul42: yes. PAY PER VIEW

Snesthesia: Pay per view of . . . ?

azul42: PAY PER VIEW

Snesthesia: Mm-hmm.

Snesthesia: Lauren was here yesterday.

Snesthesia: We had lunch.

azul42: of your nifty-difty goon construction program

Snesthesia: Goon construction program, eh?

azul42: yes.

Snesthesia: Hmmm.

Snesthesia: With this I am not familiar.

azul42: and you must PAY PER VIEW

Snesthesia: So I hear.

azul42: unless you go thrift store shopping

azul42: yes. you are a quick one.

azul42: yes.

azul42: right

Snesthesia: Thrift shopping for . . . ?

azul42: the goon wardrobe

Snesthesia: Which includes . . . ?

azul42: mink fur bullet bras

Snesthesia: Anything else?

azul42: and a paradigm pocket protector

Snesthesia: There's a pocket on said bullet bra?

azul42: no. the paradigm pocket protector comes separately.

azul42: you can make one yourself if you use PAY PER VIEW

azul42: and you need a pea in your ear.

Snesthesia: Uh huh.

azul42: yes.