azul42: and your beautiful hair

azul42: and your eyes

azul42: and your liver

azul42: most of all your liver

azul42: he misses

azul42: i fed Scratch some granola today

Mered4th: all of these things I miss about scratch

azul42: he's been so bitchy lately

azul42: i thought granola would make him happy

Mered4th: did it?

azul42: well, a bit

azul42: he has been running away from me today

azul42: so i said to myself,

azul42: if i roll a piece of granola between my fingers, it will get jenny scent on it

azul42: and then i will feed it to him, and the granola will be a party in his mouth

azul42: because really, he eats the same thing day in and day out

azul42: and then when he smells a jenny hand approaching, he'll think,

Mered4th: "mmmm granola"

Mered4th: ?

azul42: GRANOLA!

Mered4th: oooooooooo

Mered4th: fun

azul42: that's the idea

azul42: yes.

Mered4th: when I see a jenny hand approaching I think the same thing

azul42: yes.

azul42: when i rapidly approach you, and you smell me because

azul42: i have not bathed in several days

azul42: you are conditioned to think GRANOLA

Mered4th: so true

azul42: you have no choice in the matter

Mered4th: none whatsoever

azul42: fuck free will

azul42: you have none

Mered4th: zero

azul42: once i bust out

azul42: the GRANOLA

Mered4th: 'granola'

azul42: see, already your nose twitches

azul42: where is jenny you think

azul42: you know that i am in virginia

azul42: but you can not help it

Mered4th: true

azul42: your nose twitches

azul42: twitchy-twitchy goes your nose

azul42: you search for jenny,

azul42: you search for granola,

azul42: but you find none

azul42: you panic

Mered4th: *panic*

azul42: you go to the grocery store

azul42: you find granola,

azul42: but no jenny

azul42: and then, you see

Mered4th: I see

azul42: the SPRINKLES

Mered4th: oh wow

Mered4th: but no sprinkles

Mered4th: for every sprinkle I find I shall kill you

azul42: YES. SPRINKLES

azul42: there is no jenny. there is no god. there is no choice in this universe. you find only GRANOLA and SPRINKLES

Mered4th: hmmm

Mered4th: i guess I can imagine worse situations