azul42: i would steal spinach from the dining hall for you

azul42: i would clean your cage

azul42: and keep you fat as a tick, like scratch

Som26: oh my

Som26: I'd put you on a hamster wheel of love

Som26: and you'll roll toward ecstatic eternity

azul42: I'll crucify you with my love, and tie you with your desire for me on a wheel of fire

Som26: break me on your wheel of love/torture and inflict some rodent-like tooth indentations on my furious fur

azul42: i resent the hamster tooth comment

azul42: i'll rile your fur and break you of all your sexual inhibitions

azul42: i'll keep you caged in your singular desire for me. you'll ask me to clip your wings. i'll spank you for thinking so highly of yourself.

Som26: I'll cover you with cedar chips and take you into a small hamster cottage wherein the instinctual coupling of the best/'worst pseudodarwinian kind will take place

azul42: there is no way i can beat what you just said.

Som26: hahahah

Som26: you're kidding; you're just trying to prove that I'm weirder than you... which I'm not

azul42: you ARE weirder than me, thank you very much.