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janetorpedo: oh, meredith

Mered4th: hey hey

janetorpedo: how i have missed thee

janetorpedo: oh how i have cried

Mered4th: indeed

janetorpedo: my sex toys were especially sanitized

Mered4th: toiled in a wasteland of sorrow

janetorpedo: as i cried at your absence

Mered4th: true true

janetorpedo: my virginally, cleansing tears

janetorpedo: fell into the spaghetti pot

Mered4th: hah

janetorpedo: in which the sex toys boiled

janetorpedo: angry and electric

Mered4th: hahah

janetorpedo: i wonder

janetorpedo: if my tears cleanse and clean my sex toys,

janetorpedo: if the tears of baby jesus would do the same?

janetorpedo: what about water blessed by the holy catholic church?

janetorpedo: what about water from the river ganges?