Diagram 1.1: pink fuck me shoes

janetorpedo: hi there, sweet cheeks

mizz_liz: hey hey

janetorpedo: omigod. in like 3 days, my pink fuck me shoes will have arrived in my mailbox

janetorpedo: the ladies will be unable to resist me

janetorpedo: like a hamster (or a meredith) to granola

janetorpedo: http://ihavemeaning.diaryland.com/011216_25.html

mizz_liz: hehehe

janetorpedo: yes

janetorpedo: you HAVE seen those shoes, haven’t you?

mizz_liz: heheheh

mizz_liz: they're really cute that's for sure

janetorpedo: did they not ignite a fire in your loins?

janetorpedo: didn’t you want to jump my bones?

janetorpedo: caress my ass

mizz_liz: hahahaha

janetorpedo: invade my most sacred portal of luv?

mizz_liz: lol

janetorpedo: chase out my inner demons

mizz_liz: but you don't need SHOES to make me want to do all that, miss jenny ;-)

janetorpedo: by the most intimate thrusts

janetorpedo: of my under serviced luv shack

janetorpedo: so that i'm screeching for jezus,

janetorpedo: and scaring out those demons?

janetorpedo: didn’t you want to explore unchartered territory

janetorpedo: to impose your most phallic oriented object

janetorpedo: (be it mineral, vegetable, or animal)

janetorpedo: into the cove of dangerous femme fataleness

janetorpedo: most in need of such a phallic occupation?

mizz_liz: dude.

mizz_liz: that was intense