You are the cutest mammal ever. You are cuter than a platypus. You are cuter than a pony. You are cuter than a wolverine. You are cuter than other life forms, such as avocados, bread yeast, and Pat Robertson. You keep me company as I write my thesis. You can stuff your weight in hamster food into your cute hamster pouches, and then eat it all in one sitting. You have more cuteness per square pertinent unit of measurement than other any life form. Your cutitude is unparalleled.

xoxo,

Jane Torpedo