coffee, i like you like i like the ladies: smooth and sweet, perhaps with whipped cream on top. you caress the innards of my mouth each morning as i contemplate what shoes to don, what books to bring to class, what go-mug to pour you into. i will choose my mint green one with pearl finish... it is ergonomically correct. we sit together in class listening to elaborate and heady discussions on postmodernism, you look up at me with simultaneous feelings of boredom and intrigue. i love you. you taste sweet with sugar and vanilla cream. you are my caffeinated fantasy. come away with me to a place of restless and sensual barbarism. be mine, coffee.

And then I started a post welcoming my sissy to the world of internet addicts on strap-on.org on 1/18.

channelingheaven: Hello Sissy! This is Jane Torpedo, your ever faithful sissy! Welcome to the board. Im or email me, and I'll tell you how to do all the neat strap-on.org stuff like gettin an icon and whatnot. Scratch says hello to Puddin.

Jane Torpedo + Miss Eleganza = Sisters!

katie green: this is so cute. seriously, im going to explode. i love strap-on-in' sisters.

miss eleganza: sissy! Puddin' :: Scratch as Miss Eleganza::Jane. the common factor? excitment at being acknowledged and loved! oh, hello dear sister, i am now part of the lovely strap-on. we are sibling strap-ons.... oh, that sounds wrong, like a double-dong or something. anyway, here is my official response and hello! I LOVE YOU!!

channelingheaven: Oh, I hoot n' holler for you, for you are the bestest sissy ever! Indeed, we shall spread our sissytude wherever we find it lacking. I send to you, my sissy, limitless love in appreciation of your sissytude.

channelingheaven: Sissy, your coffee post reminds me once again that you are the bestest sissy ever. I am going to make you a sissy crown, replete with sparkly things and gargoyles. I will make a crown to match, and we can be a sissy tag team. I heart my sissy!