janetorpedo: and the stuff that has fallen, even rested, there,

janetorpedo: i'm not sure another person could comfortably use it next year

janetorpedo: i guess ignorance is bliss

Mered4th: true

janetorpedo: (i dont do ass pennies, muthafucka!)

janetorpedo: hamster shit has been in this chair

janetorpedo: muthafucka

janetorpedo: fluids have been spilled on this chair, including

janetorpedo: ejaculate

janetorpedo: mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Mered4th: MUTHAFUCKA

janetorpedo: MUTHAFUCKA

janetorpedo: i don’t need yr ass pennies, MUTHAFUCKA

Mered4th: thass right

janetorpedo: you are sitting on my g-spot ejaculate!

janetorpedo: you are sitting on hamster poo that has come out of smelly hamster pouch!

janetorpedo: you are sitting on lube, and hours of sexual stimulation!

janetorpedo: you are sitting on a makeout party

Mered4th: hahah

janetorpedo: you are sitting on snot

janetorpedo: MUTHAFUCKA

Mered4th: damn straight

janetorpedo: you are sittin on fart MUTHAFUCKA

Mered4th: you should inscribe this under the seat of the chair

janetorpedo: you are sittin on pubic hairs which have worked their way under the upholstery

Mered4th: good good

janetorpedo: it will not be replaced for 50 years

Mered4th: and its best to know the truth about anything you put your ass upon

janetorpedo: tee hee

janetorpedo: you are sittin on my naked sweaty ass

Mered4th: hahah

janetorpedo: you are sitting on the slime of a suicidal fish which once fell onto my lap

janetorpedo: you are sitting on dirty underwear turned inside out which daily infused this material with the smell of my hormone laced twat

janetorpedo: you are sitting on naughty thoughts which grew as the object of my affection squirmed on my lap

Mered4th: twat. what a pleasant word

janetorpedo: my butt plugs have been firmly jammed between asses and this chair

janetorpedo: you are sitting on an office device turned sex toy

Mered4th: hahah