Name: Jane Torpedo

Age: 22

Sign: Libra

Interests: cooking, small to medium sized furry animals, pajamas, music, yarn, auto-eroticism, genderfucking, cultural studies, road trips, libraries, spontaneous adventures, friends, my sissy, social justice & social change, star gazing, cuddle puddles, hanging out in coffee shops, making out with you

Turn-ons: culinary god(desse)s, satire, intelligence, kink, spin the bottle, legitimate rage in any variety, girls in suits, girls in glasses, boys who like pussy, nerds, sluts, wittiness, nipple action, feminist porn

Turn-offs: militant activists, pushy people, people who have no regard for my feelings, cum shots, gossip, people who don’t like my hamster, internalized homophobia

Availability: always and forever