janetorpedo: can i rattle yr ball and chain?

mizz_liz: sure

janetorpedo: can i deionize yr rust?

mizz_liz: can i galvanize your steel?

janetorpedo: can i weld yr pleasure?

mizz_liz: can i hammer your sycle?

janetorpedo: can i cleave yr furrow?

mizz_liz: can i sheathe your sword?

janetorpedo: can i smooth yr pebble?

mizz_liz: can i wrestle your jello?

janetorpedo: hahaha

mizz_liz: :D

janetorpedo: can i bake yr pie?

mizz_liz: can i whittle your whistle?

janetorpedo: can i break yr dam?

janetorpedo: can i break yr levee

janetorpedo: can i flood yr field?

mizz_liz: can i barricade your dykes?

janetorpedo: hahaha

janetorpedo: lol

mizz_liz: it had to be done

janetorpedo: can i be yr opium to the masses?

janetorpedo: (karl marx once said religion is the opium of the masses. that is the only karl marx quote i know)

mizz_liz: can i be the revolution of your intellect?

janetorpedo: can i ohhhhhhhhhhhh yr ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhs?

mizz_liz: (william s. bouroughs once said that revolution is the opiate of the intellectual. that's the only burroughs quote i know ;-) )

mizz_liz: can i cross your ts?

janetorpedo: can i grind yr fruit?

mizz_liz: can i melt in your mouth?

janetorpedo: can i unhusk yr corn?

mizz_liz: can i strip your mines?

janetorpedo: sure

mizz_liz: wooha

mizz_liz: hahahaa

janetorpedo: can i dirty yr laundry?

mizz_liz: can i sully your name?

janetorpedo: can i soil yr satin?

janetorpedo: can i mount yr horse?

mizz_liz: can i perform your perfunctory functions?

janetorpedo: can i defrock yr modesty?

mizz_liz: can i unhinge your closet door?

janetorpedo: can i electrify yr eel?

mizz_liz: can i demagnetize your cards?

janetorpedo: can i reorder yr electrons?

mizz_liz: can i simplify your fish?

janetorpedo: can i quantify yr sums?

mizz_liz: can i undermine your dividends?

janetorpedo: can i inflate yr grading curve?

janetorpedo: can i float yr boat?

mizz_liz: can i palm your pilot?