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| the most amazing thing ever associated with Jesus | |||||||||
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Yesterday, I saw this man walking down a main road in my city (5 lanes in both directions). This dude was wearing a crown of thorns. This dude was covered in red paint from head to toe. This dude drizzled red paint (aka blood) all over his white toga like thing for authenticity. This dude was dragging a crucifix. The crucifix said, Jesus Saves. I immediately repented, of course. Pallavi said to me, "what, youve never seen that before?", and I was all like, "honey, I didnt spend 18 years of my life in Texas". On a totally unrelated note, I found one of those gel pill thingies holding flaxseed oil behind my left ear during a late nite hellhole cleaning furvor. I guess I put the flaxseed oil pill behind my ear so I would not forget to take my supplement.
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