Please come hither. I will do your bidding, and you'll make me like it. I will coo into your ear and perform all of my responsibilities very, very well. I will organize volunteer trainings and answer the hotline and submit reports to bureaucrats and participate in performance evaluations and you will swallow all of my labors with a satisfied yes.

Our relationship will be like sparkly sequins upon sequins rubbling under the body of a lap dancing sexpot. With you, I can buy high end cooking equipment, subscriptions to saucy internet porn, psychotherapy, electronic, impulse ebay buy atrocities, high grade marijuana, concert tickets, vacations, yoga sessions, expensive sex toys, interesting publications, fair trade coffee, and other exploits of the capitalist empire.

Oh 33 thousand dollars, I assure you this venture will prove mutually satisfying, like a nice lady helping another nice lady locate her gspot. Oh 33 thousand dollars, please come hither, and I will do everything possible satisfy your every employee performance requirements. Oh 33 thousand dollars, I will do your bidding; no request is too obscure or too outrageous.

xoxo,

Jane Torpedo