| 2002-10-26 : 12:09 p.m. | |||||||||
| Sissy Sissy Sissy Power (Tag Team Sissify) | |||||||||
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In case you do not find my cognitive and literary skills quite up to par in this email, please note, dear reader, that I was really high at the moment I composed this masterpiece (which, I guarantee, will elevate you to a new plane of spiritual reality (I do not, however, promise to provide reimbursement (financial or otherwise) for the time you spend trying to achieve this oh so ephemeral spiritual state)). But the email entertains me anyway. Hello my darling Sissy. I am happy because a lady named Mary Jane with her hair dyed green came to visit me today. She was just here several minutes ago, in fact. Do you understand this metaphor? I love you lots and miss you lots and wishin to be hangin out with you lots. If we were both rockstars, I do not necessarily think that we would compete for the attention of the same demographic. Thats because you are a queer sis with flair and I am a queer sis with a flair for humorous smiles. I have never seen a tv drama about close emotional relationships between brothers who are gay on TV. "2000 parts Soap" should sponsor this special TV feature next Thursday at 9pm. Basil says hi. I say also hi to Dorian. Xoxo, Jane Torpedo PS- Have you ever shoved a dildo up your boyfriends's ass? You know talking about sex is a part of girl talk and sisters tell one another things but we are queerer than the average gals than would be portrayed in a family drama in the 8 pm Wednesday slot. So we talk about ass fucking instead of our respective husband's fertility problems or perhaps impotence (aka chronic flaccid-ity of the penis). PPS - Can you imagine kids who are learning to speak english not as a native speaker having to learn the different tenses of the word "queer" until one of the forms in english they have to learn for this word is "queerer."? We should talk soon. We can conjugate verbs together as a metaphor for our genetic unison.
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