2003-03-04 : 8:49 a.m.
i want a hamburger
I had 2 great dreams last night. One was about a supple dildo. The other was about eating a yummy hamburger. I am cheap and dont have any money. I am tired of going out and paying like 11 dollars for some stir fry thing that may not even have that much tofu in it when I could get a yummy burger for like 6 dollars and consume 30 grams of protien.

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Dear Kittys of Mine,

I love you very much and would never think of eating you in my present circumstances. But if our chances of survival were low and I had not had any protien for a long time, then, yeah, I may think about fattening you up and eating you. But the chances of this happening are really low, so I wouldnt worry about it.

Love,

Your Mom

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