janetorpedo: that readily available heating has impacted my life

janetorpedo: dramatically

mizz_liz: heheh

janetorpedo: i can masturbate any dam time of the day

janetorpedo: in any stage of undress

mizz_liz: i'll believe it

janetorpedo: as i please

mizz_liz: ohhhh i see

mizz_liz: :-)

janetorpedo: like, its the middle of the night? i don't care!

janetorpedo: who isn't going to freeze to death? ME

janetorpedo: i need to take a shower

janetorpedo: i can do that any time of the day

janetorpedo: hell, i could examine my breasts with no shirt on from sunset to sunrise, and still not worry about frostbite

janetorpedo: i do not pay for heating, you see

mizz_liz: yes, i see. ahhh dorm life

janetorpedo: central heating made me what i am today

janetorpedo: it allowed me to have goldfish

janetorpedo: it allows me maximum mobility

janetorpedo: no worries of kicking over a heater or candle here

mizz_liz: hee hee

janetorpedo: no worries of putting something flammable next to a candle or a heater. no worries of late nite gas stove asphyxiation

janetorpedo: no worries of wood choppin

janetorpedo: no worries of lookin for wood to chop in a greenland-esque wasteland.

mizz_liz: you're trippin dude. but it's funny

janetorpedo: "what girl? you said you got a baby? well, you and that baby come on over now, ya hear? whats that you say about the baby? you don't want a babypopsickle? don't you worry none about that sweet babe of yours. i got me some central heating"

mizz_liz: hhahha dude

janetorpedo: yes?

mizz_liz: you're just...on a roll

mizz_liz: of sorts

janetorpedo: you say you want to model that bikini? you come on over sugar pie! you can model that bikini till the cows come home. you ain't gonna freeze none

mizz_liz: you really are happy about this heating thing aren't you?

janetorpedo: we got central heating. what baby? you say you got a pointy nipple complex? baby, come on over! we can lower the temperature, and your nipples will pointy-point-point

janetorpedo: i am goin to sleep

mizz lizz

mizz_liz: ok mizz jenny

mizz_liz: i will talk to you crazy kitten

janetorpedo: i shall sit here in my palace of central heat and think of you hot buns

mizz_liz: oo la la

janetorpedo: tee hee!

janetorpedo: what's that you say, baby? you want to go native? well, come on over here, baby! we can play with latitude and longitude. we can go totally exotic. we can even go below the equator, baby, thanks to my central heating

mizz_liz: get the lay of the land, if you will

janetorpedo: ohhhhhhhhhhhh sugar! i know you want to explore my longitude!

janetorpedo: whats that you say baby? you dont want no cold hearted snake? cmon now, baby! you know i got central heating. even if i was a reptile, my body temperature would never go below 60 degrees!