| 2003-08-12 : 10:08 a.m. | |||||||||
| jane torpedo woos ms. packman | |||||||||
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Jane Torpedo has embarked upon another internet enterprise known as Friendster. Here, our Hero attempts to woo a fellow friendster. Dear Ms. Pacman, This weekend, I found my hand firmly gripping your controls as I moved your body to and fro at an arcade. With sweat dripping from my brow, I experienced a pleasure of the most cyborgian kind as I advanced from level to level. I began feeling closer and closer to you, oh Ms. Pacman. Your swift, deft movements piqued my most deeply hidden fantasies of crossing the jane torpedo - arcade game divide. xoxo, Jane Torpedo
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