janetorpedo (5:46:37 PM): you hetero!

janetorpedo (5:46:42 PM): i have defective ovaries!

Mered4th (5:46:43 PM): whassat?

janetorpedo (5:46:48 PM): i can withstand sperm

Mered4th (5:46:52 PM): haha

janetorpedo (5:46:52 PM): till the cows come home

janetorpedo (5:46:58 PM): NO SPERM SHALL PENETRATE MY OVARIES

janetorpedo (5:47:10 PM): sadly (or perhaps not), these ovaries shall not have to face that battle

janetorpedo (5:47:11 PM): probably

janetorpedo (5:47:17 PM): so, you could like, rent them

janetorpedo (5:47:45 PM): like, for your big date

janetorpedo (5:47:47 PM): or prom night?

Mered4th (5:48:00 PM): emm

Mered4th (5:48:07 PM): thanks, i will keep that in mind