Your love of Jane Torpedo is justified. Now confess. How much do you want to get into Jane Torpedo's panties?

-I have pictures of Jane in her panties taped to the ceiling above my bed

-I want to play with Jane's button the way one proficiently types upon a vintage typewriter

-Though I make love to another woman, Jane is the woman I come to when I really need some good lovin.

-I am waiting, toy bag in hand, outside of Jane's house, for her to return from work, and I also brought her flowers

-I am at Jane's house and her panties are hereby removed