Jane Torpedo, in her unending wisdom, took this quiz not days ago. After having celebrated her inevitable victory, she wrote the webmaster this email:
I have completed your quiz. Now what the world do I win? Is it my own academic cult following? Is it your personalized deconstruction of my use of this font? Do please tell. I am stuck at a desk job (this miserable intermediary in my academic theory whoring aka graduate school) with nothing to do but relish in the success of this quiz and wait for my brain to atropy. This is an SOS. Please send me a Foucault action figure. If there is a theme to this email, it is as thus: PLEASE SAVE ME. xoxo, Jane Torpedo
His response was as thus:
Dear Jane,Congratulations on completing the quiz atwww.theory.org.uk. You will find that from now on your life will become much much better, but in subtle ways that you might immediately be able to correlate with your quiz triumph. However, all will be well from now. You do not need saving as you have saved yourself -- hurray! Sorry I can't send you a plastic Foucault, though, as they are wholly imaginary.Best wishes, David
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