| 2002-09-16 : 8:02 p.m. | |||||||||
| the huge rubber duck never stops | |||||||||
![]() Brighten any pool, bathroom, hot tub, or child's room with these Large Rubber Ducks. You'll want them all!Ducks measure 9.5 " tall. Their description does not lend justice to the huge rubber duck. Now, I am a woman of modest hopes and dreams. But my dreams for this rubber duck are unending. Every woman, man, child, and other homo sapien deserves a huge rubber duck. The huge rubber duck does not stop. If your huge rubber duck ate the rest of your rubber ducks, it would just be huger. If your house flooded,you could spy the rubber duck from a helicopter or aeroplane. In the flood, your pet hampster or chinchilla or ferret or snake or goldfish in a goldfish bowl rides to safety on the broad, stable back of the huge rubber duck. The huge rubber duck knows your hopes and dreams. The huge rubber duck makes those hopes and dreams happen. The huge rubber duck bobs its way into the heart of your adversaries, and then your adversaries want to give you a raise. The huge rubber duck is gender ambiguous. The huge rubber duck is a genderfuck extraordinare. The huge rubber duck unites theory and practice. The huge rubber duck makes you want to reexamine your categories of gender, and then invites you to the bathtub for a little celebration. The huge rubber duck is two for the price of one. The huge rubber duck is more rubber duck than just anyone could handle. The huge rubber duck took Tokyo. The huge rubber duck never stops.
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