| 2003-01-14 : 2:45 p.m. | |||||||||
| Suicide Tooth | |||||||||
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I hear they give Navy SEALS a fake tooth with a lethal chemical inside so they, if caught by the enemy with no viable escape in sight, can bite down hard and kill themselves on their own terms. Much like these masterminds of endurance, I feel caught up in the temping world with no viable exit, at least until the end of this presidential administration. By brain is sending me a SOS as it is about to die of boredom, and yet there is no alternative to this tediousness known as employment. Being that the economy is on a respirator and not showing any signs of life, perhaps I should contact the military for consideration of one of these little devices. As the office environment wears on my last nerve, suicide may just become the best available option. *Please note: the above musing should in no way be taken as an endorsement of our nation's military policy, the cult of masculinity running rampant in the military, senseless killing, or the military industrial complex.
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