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Some people have a homosexual agenda. Some people have a military industrial complex agenda. Some people have an agenda to make their mother’s meatloaf world famous.
My agenda is more insidious by far. The failure of any major academic body to recognize this fever increases its potency.
I want it hand dyed. I want it thinly spun. I want it super soft. I want it 100% real wool. I want it moth proofed. And I want it now.
I have a yarn fetish, and I’m proud of it.
The method is my madness. I go out and meet people. I am not interested in their hopes, their dreams, their life stories. I want their necks and chests exposed so I may knit and crochet to cover their necks and chests. I fulfill their needs only to fuel my fire.
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