The Sluts Club is an organization of ladies, girls, transfolk, queens, grrls, dykes, mistresses, feminists and other permutations of women who own our sexuality, our bodies, and our orgasms. With our fists in the air (or perhaps in an orifice) we march forth in search of that exquisite experience known as giving and receiving ass (or pussy, or whatever). We have our sluts and eat them too. We are by, of, and for sluts. We recognize that being a slut can be a project in self-fulfilling divine grace. We recognize that those who dislike sluts are simply jealous because they know what they are missing. We recognize the right of ever person to discover, cultivate, and relish in their own inner slut. Because inside every prude is a red faced slut waiting to come out and fuck.